Of Things That Made Me Go Whoopssss!!!

Well here goes nothing, it's been so long since I blogged, so much so that I don't even remember where all the buttons for posting and short-cut keys and high-tech I.T shit go! Seriously! If you noticed, there was a previous post that was completely empty....and No, I wasn't trying to be cute by "accidentally" doing it....I literally accidentally (eh? literally accidentally - doesn't sound quite right, but whatev!) posted it! seriously!!

Nyhoos, leaving that aside....things have been rather busy lately, what with work and all (yeay! I can finally use that phrase!!), but I guess I just haven't had the "inspiration" to write...until now!
It's not that things have been mundane, in fact, there have been many blog worthy moments this past few months...what with the babies, the crying, the first on-call experience, my infamous post-call self, the stoning, never forgetting the serious to god orange baby, more babies, annoying sick kids, more babies and last but not least the babies coming out of the vajayjays....whoooops!! yeah, I typed that!!

So like I said, life has not been mundane! The only remotely regrettable thing is that I probably have no life outside of work....scrap that....I probably have "little" life outside of work!!

For this entry is really not work related, let's just say I was just "inspired" tonight...thanks to a certain someone. If you are reading this, and I hope you are....THANKSSSS!! U da best!!! My stalker mode is SO ON! hahaha.....I'm guessing this doesn't look so good to anyone else except you and I but heck it! I'm guessing no one else reads this rubbish anymore!! wahahhaa....gilaness!!!

Back to being serious, non-crazy self, it's been a while since I've felt this way...experience tells me to approach with caution, but then again, being cautious doesn't mean abstinence right?!

Of Change....

Wahhhh.....the blog is so bright now...
there's a degree of eye pain no?? I'm not so sure about the layout yet, so it might change in weeks to come....
other than that....i'm a little bit too lazy to type any more stuff....had a looooooong nap....lazyness...now i understand the appeal of my new nephew's life.....eat, sleep, pooop, HAPPY!

Of Singapore Revisited....

World; meet Marcus Chong Jun Khai....*yes, it's the same Khai.... ;p



Yesterday I saw first hand when the fascination over boobies start in man....
man as in mankind....seriously, think about it, boy, girl, men, women, gay, lesbian or straight...we all love boooooobs......lemme make my point clearer....

as infants, boy or girl....short of having the joy of incontinence, mommies boobies are the best 2 things in the world!! one of the basic survival skills in infants is the rooting reflex or the suckling reflex....it's inborn!

now as for men.....well, i think there's no explanation necessary here eh?? from size, site, shape, consistency to perkiness *sheeesh....this is exactly how we were taught to describe a lump in medical school.....

women, well, i think secretly all women are obsessed with booobs...either their own or other on others....i have sat thru enuff chick flicks with my sisters to know what goes on when a women stands in front of her mirror when she thinks noone is watching....

here comes the gays....the gays admire a pair of boobs by same characteristics as the straight man but somehow it brings different meaning as compared to the straight man....

lesbians.....yeasshhh...lesbians loooooveee women......*wink wink...

as for straight men....well let's put it this way....all straight men wish in their hearts of heart (which most women will think lies in their ding dong) that all women are lesbians....

Of The Things People Say....

Looking back, I realize I've spent so much of my time worrying and caring about the things people say...
Looking back, I can't help but see how naive I was, believing in words from the mouths of strangers disguised as close confidantes...
Looking back, I wonder how, in the first place, did I ever contemplated a bond that would never have fit me...
Looking back, the answers were there, right in front of me...they were all things people say...

xoxo

Of The Return....

It's been many months, countable months but you guys know how I am with math....
I guess many of you aren't checkin' in anymore, which is in itself a blessing, there's a peace here and here is where I can speak my piece!
For many things have transpired over these many months, some sad, some heartbreaking, some nonchalant, some utterly devastating, some gruesomely exciting, some simply put a huge smile on my face!

And here I am now, returned, refurbished, excited for the future, yet timid over the inevitable!
With renewed hope, I'm definitely leaving something, someone behind, discarding off your baggage!
I find myself rejoiced that I am no longer a student, only to reminded by the recurrent chant that people in my profession do not quit being a student!
At least for now, after 5 long years, I've achieved one of my dreams, my goals in life! It's been a rough journey, people always say, your college/uni life is your best life ever! But they neglect to tell you that jumbled into all those wholesome best-ty-ness is a whole bunch of other bitchiness and drama! Nevertheless, good things, GREAT things have happened!

That's all for now I guess...another chapter begins...time to get tied down with new baggage!!

xoxo

Of Unexpected Things....

They say you find the most unexpected things when you don't go looking for it;

They say things happen for a reason;

They say sometimes it's just not meant to be;

They say love happens for a reason;

They say love conquers all;

They say you'll find the right person eventually;

They say no worries;

In conclusion, people say many things, some to celebrate you, some to comfort you, others to spite you and many to make your feel unworthy....
There are many uncertainties in this world, but some things hold true, some things are certain, like tomorrow is a new day and the sun will rise again...
How comforting they are is up to you to decide, and with that comes another certainty in life....

You hold your own fate....that is certain (well, unless you are incapacitated or in prison) don't let others tell you different! Don't let others pull you down, for you are worthy of all the things you hold dear and love...

xoxo

Of Fallen Things...

Have you ever fallen?
And then find that you are so confused about it?

Have you ever fallen?
And then find that there's something different about it?

Have you ever fallen?
And then find yourself wondering why?

Have you ever fallen?
And then find that you have fallen into some place unexpected?

Have you ever fallen?
And then find that wondering what made you fall in the first place?

Have you ever fallen?
And then find that the fall was kinda enjoyable?

Have you ever fallen?

xoxo

Of The New Year and Those Pesky Resolutions...

Happy New Year peeps...

Nope, it's not my new year's resolution to blog more...just felt like putting the silly little voice in my head at ease and write something down...
Nyhoos, I guess the most frequently asked questions at this time of the year are:

1. Hey, what did u do for new year's eve??; bleh.....and the dreaded one....
2. So, what's your new year's resolution??.

I don't see why it's important for me to announce what I did for new year's eve....
Do you get a quiet satisfaction if you had a more awesome new year's eve than I did?
hehe....I'm so bitchy today no?! bleh...haha...

but I guess, some people ask for courtesy sake...hmmm...OK, I pooped during new year's eve! meeoww~~

and then there's the next inevitable question....new year's resolution....I'm like, Mind Your Own Business!!!!

So, just a short one today...just to let you guys know I'm ALIVE and I had an AWESOME new year's eve with family and close friends.....the days of partyin', clubbin' and all the other stuff are behind me I guess, sorry Gary and yes you, my darling Siao Poh!!

but never say never right?! haha....
and as for my new year's resolution, I'm a believer in the fact that one shouldn't tell out their birthday wishes, so I guess I treat my new year's resolution like my birthday wishes...P&C

maybe i will divulge one, just to prove a point....
1. be friendlier, nicer, and less of a biatch....

now we all know that ain't gonna happen....
xoxo